Once upon a time there was a robot pirate.
And every day he would carry all the stolen cargo to the ship and load it.
Until one day they stole a shipment of magnets.
And because of this the robot pirates’ memory got wiped.
And because this he forgot that he was a robot and a pirate .
Until finally someone came to help and reboot his system.
And ever since that day he’s no longer been a pirate and teaches oceanic navigation at the local school of higher learning.