Once upon a time there was a very inquisitive historian.
And everyday he would try to unlock the mysteries of the ancient wonders of the world.
Until one day an ancient text appeared that seemed to mention pyramid construction techniques.
And because of this he went on a journey further and further down the rabbit hole.
And because of this he discovered many different techniques used to construct some of the ancient wonders.
Until finally he was able to discover the actual techniques used to build the great pyramids.
And ever since that day he’s been lecturing about the lost construction techniques of an ancient space crab race.